suck my nonexistent dick

carcat:

my biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death

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Send me “unf” if you find me attractive

p0ssiblyperfect:

helloimjeremy:

hehehe

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Amen

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Disagreeing with someone just to annoy them

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Its odd how girls can wear guy clothes and make it look good. While when guys wear girl clothes, its like WTF. LMFAOOOO.

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So what if the teacher asked you, “What did you do during vacation?”

amplifiedwhispers:

heckyeahawesome:

hurricaneeyes:

tortoisesoup:

keepmovinforward:

ohmysiomai:

toweringoveryourhead:

livinintheradio:

drunklikewhoe:

youranti-virus:

arizonasunshine:

offwithherhead-:

I can’t say Tumblr ‘cause then my classmates will be all, “What is this Tumblr you speak of?”

And then they’d be up in my face, “HOW DO YOU REBLOG/LIKE/EARN FOLLOWERS/SEND MESSAGES?? AND WHO WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT IN THAT POST?? AND WHO’S THIS BILVY GIRL? GOD SHE’S PRETTY” and I’d be like:

True. Very Very True. 

True.

This is the truth

Trufax

this is true even down to the bilvy part.

omg this.

THE LAST PART. kjdkgjfh

zomg. true!!!! :>

I wish I was one of those Tumblrs

claboy:

menstruation:

xxjordasaurxx:

-milkteeth:

cocaineandtoupees:iamanthonyjames:

who got like 1234392 messages whenever asked.

It’s so weird I have loads of followers BUT NO ONE IS BLOODY INTERESTED.

I’m not sexy/controversial enough.

thedorkydork:

superpixie:

xdaintiness:

mixep:

rachelwithdoodles:

One of the many uses of Facebook. :))

* I am somehow guilty of this *