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50 questions. 50 honest answers.

[ZERO] Your ex texted you and wanted you back, would you take them back?
— i never had a boyfriend.

[ONE] Has anyone told you “Forever and ever” then left?
—nah

[TWO] Your relationship status?
—FOREVER ALONE.

[THREE] Where did you meet your crush(s)?
—SCHOOL AND SHIT

[FOUR] Have you ever lost a close friend?
— YEP

[FIVE] Do you smoke weed regularly?
— havent smoked weed before

[SIX] Think back to the beginning of 2011, are you still dating the same person?
— NOT DATING

[SEVEN] Would your parents be mad if you were in a relationship?
— I DONT THINK SO

[EIGHT] When was the last time you really laughed?
— 4 hours ago

[NINE] Something’s wrong, first guy you turn too?
— brother?

[TEN] First girl you’d go too?
— anyone XD

[ELEVEN] Is there anyone who doesn’t like you because of something you did?
— IDK

[TWELVE] Angry at anyone?
— NAH

[THIRTEEN] What’s stopping you from going for the person you like?
—I dont like anyone atm

[FOURTEEN] When was the last time you cried really hard?
—cant remember

[FIFTEEN] Is there anyone you would do anything for?
— no one

[SEVENTEEN] Who was the last person you talked to for more than 10 mins on the phone?
— IDK

[EIGHTEEN] What is your favorite song?
— Just for a moment - JDC

[NINETEEN] Do you like Red Bull?
— Not really

[TWENTY] How many people can you tell just about everything to?
— 5?

[TWENTY-ONE] Have you ever wished on a shooting star?
— nope

[TWENTY-TWO] Does the last person you held hands with mean something to you?
— NAH

[TWENTY-FOUR] Describe yourself in one word?
— AWESOME

[TWENTY-FIVE] Do you have anything that belongs to your ex?
— NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND

[TWENTY SIX] Can you honestly say you’ve had a sleepover with the opposite gender?
— uhh YEAH

[TWENTY-SEVEN] Do you rebound?
— NO

[TWENTY-EIGHT] Ever cheated on someone?
— nope

[TWENTY-NINE] What would you do if you found out the person you like was in a relationship?
— i wont care, they would eventually break up. loljk

[THIRTY] Do you act differently around the person you like?
— NO

[THIRTY-ONE] Honestly, what guy’s number do you have memorized?
— i dont have any memorized numbers

[THIRTY-TWO] Is it hard to make you laugh?
— no

[THIRTY-THREE] Who was the last person to make you mad?
— brother

[THIRTY-FOUR] Do you think your last ex will eventually want to be with you again?
— NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND

[THIRTY-FIVE] Have you ever fallen asleep in someone’s arms?
— no

[THIRTY-SIX] Has anyone ever called you “scrumptious” before?
— nah

[THIRTY-SEVEN] Would you like to put a night on repeat, and live it forever?
— no

[THIRTY-EIGHT] Do you have a best friend that knows you inside and out?
— i dont have a best friend

[THIRTY-NINE] Is your best friend a slut?
— i dont have a best friend

[FORTY] Is hard drugs a turn off?
— maybe

[FORTY-ONE] Are you happy with life right now?
— YES, happy and contented LOL

[FORTY-THREE] Are you still in love with your ex??
— I NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND

[FORTY-FOUR] Have you ever been the “other person” in a relationship?
— nah

[FORTY-FIVE] Have you ever had your heart broken?
— no

[FORTY-SIX] Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
— uhh i think so?

[FORTY-SEVEN] Is there anybody you’re really disappointed in?
— YES

[FORTY-EIGHT] Where is your best friend?
— i dont have a best friend

[FORTY-NINE] Something your happy about?
—

[FIFTY] How is your heart lately?
— FUCKING AWESOME.

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50 questions. 50 honest answers.

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