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January 2011

Guys are excellent cooks. With two eggs, a sausage and a little bit of milk, they can keep a girl's stomach full for 9 months.
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REBLOG IF you think half of your friends secretly hate you, but aren't brave enough to tell you.

dangerouswords-:

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When someone asks you when you're going to get a boyfriend

juniorochoa:

…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”

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That moment when you think about something scary but then you try and not think about it but that only makes you think about it even more

93044:

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followed back all my new followers ;D

my ask is always open so yea feel free to talk to me :D

Jan 31, 2011
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That moment when you're asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling...

limiteditionbarbz:

arockettothemaine:

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limitededitionbarbz: Yo this literally happens to me everynight…I might have a problem…lmao

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I change the date on my homework to make it seem like i did it earlier

asimplelovesong:

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ALWAYS

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